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And don't forget RTFM (lemmy.world)
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[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 64 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

I’m clicking my mouse as fast as I can but nothing is happening.

How many clicks until my awesome app is finished?

[–] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There lies your problem, ditch mouse use vim(neovim if want to impress the ladies).

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

vims that thing were you type emoticons everywhere right? :q :w :e

It's 2024 we only use emojis now 😎

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago

:u :w :u

[–] FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I find myself in a state of uncertainty regarding the particular group of ladies to which you are making reference within the confines of our conversation.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Emacs for coding. Fight me.

[–] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I agree Emacs is agreat OS, but sadly it doesn't have any good text editor.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

It does(evil)

[–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

The mistake is clicking it, and not speaking to it. Try "hello computer".

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Have you tried clicking on rhythm? Have you tried different rhythms?