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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This but unironically. It's like these fucks are begging us to just start storming headquarters at this point. Taunting us.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They know they can run and hide from us longer than we can actually try to hunt them down. The cops, lawyers, judges and yachts will protect them

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Gotta wait for the clusterfuck they've brought down on us to affect their servants. Think drivers, chefs, bodyguards watching their families drown in flood waters or starve/dehydrate to death.

Would you spend your life protecting the assholes who killed everyone you love?