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C++ Moment (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Where's rust?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rust required you to fix all the errors before running the code.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Runtime errors are still a thing.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Compared to that trio, they are a rarity that make people excited just to spot one.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

I have a graphical application that crashes regularly when I switch between displays with Ctrl+alt+number. Something in the winit stack does not like it.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Runtime errors are rare? Interesting. I guess it depends on how much error handling the dev additionally wants to do.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Rust: this garbage code is beneath me, come back when you have your shit together.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Compilation: top row, runtime: button row.