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Fuck it, I'm making an army and marching on the US.
I'm gonna pull a fucking Multi-Man and duplicate my way across the ocean (thousands of me will drown), and then I'm gonna duplicate my way to Trump and Biden and kill them both. I don't need weapons, I can out-duplicate any attack and snap my enemy's neck from behind. I'm going to take out the entire army, senate, and congress. At an exponential rate of growth, it should only take an afternoon. I'll teach the people how to do anarcho-communism, then commit mass suicide to solve world hunger.
Also, on the same day I'll read every book in every library in the world. And sign up for every course at every university. I'm gonna build utopia.