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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Just because the coffee is free doesn't mean you have to drink the entire carafe

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes it does. I'll get bullet-time superpowers eventually, just watch...

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You get nerve damage and seizures before a heart attack unless you have a pre-existing condition.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

^Hush, with the facts. The small print requires you to suspend some belief for the jokes to work. Don't blow it!^

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I remember that episode of Futurama

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Hypnotoad getting ready for work