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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

When Jesus put a thousand demons into a bunch of pigs, they had to be alive enough to immediately run off a cliff.

This pissed off the entire town and got his ass chased out.

Matthew 8:28-34.