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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 84 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It's always just a bunch of word salad.

I sent them a memorandum to fineagle and reassess, along with my stamped proof of residual sentience, but they haven't gotten back to me about my right to reconnoiter.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Don’t forget to CC the Grand Admiral of the Ocean so he can certify my validity and bona fides for use in the Admirality Court.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's how magic spells sound to non-magic users. Like all magic their shit is also made up.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

luckily us real magic users use the proper and serious terminology

like "pinkily piggily dee, a fiddly tiddly tee, make me a sausage sandwich and a nice cuppa tea"

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Piggiliy diddly dee, I sent them a notice of opportunity with cure.