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Daily Discussion Thread: Wednesday the Seventh Day of February 2024 🔮 (aussie.zone)

submitted 7 months ago by Thornburywitch@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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And on the Seventh day God rested - and I think we should keep the tradition going.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Thinking about getting back into the dating scene, and the moment I thought of it 2 flies landed on my arm and started going at it :(

Come on flies read the room.

But then I realised I've never seen 2 flies fornicating (I don't think, at least not on me). So I had to wonder.. my google question "How long do flies fuck for" and the result was 30-120 minutes which was surprising and makes me feel even more inadequate.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

they also make 500 kids at a time

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Does that include foreplay or a chat first or straight in?

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Should make you feel more than adequate that if we must humans can get the job done in a timely manner