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Marietta Man Accused of Shooting 127 Rounds at “Ninja Like” People (www.mdjonline.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh well. Nothing can be done. It would be worse to deprive him of his right to shoot at ninjas. Most people use guns responsibly anyways, I'm sure if this crazy guy with a gun actually hit someone than a good guy with a gun would've protected them and probably done on site surgery to save lives.

Bless you America, a literally perfect country.