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Retired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not dead
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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Fuck you, you ol' bitch! We aren't fallin for that again. With your walking around and being live. You're dead.
Just because you walk around doesn't mean you're alive. For all we know you're a zombie.
Can you prove you're not a zombie?
Is a demilich technically a zombie? 🤔