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submitted 8 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Halflings definitely invented egg timers

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They were the first culture to have accurate timekeeping just for cooking.

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

"Gather round children as I teach you the delicate and delicious art of the soft-boiled egg."

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They needed it, because the other half of their time is spent high, and they kept overcooking their eggs

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 1 points 8 months ago

They invented the 12 hour clock so they could have half a day without timekeeping so they didn't need to work and could just wake and bake.