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[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's well known that ancient dwarves enjoyed the practise of banging rocks together through the shins of the elves. One day, the rocks sparked against each other and set the elf ablaze, and that is how dwarves discovered fire. They loved fire, and used it to set many, many elves ablaze.

From that day, it took 30 years to invent cooking.

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Too lean, not enough meat. Practically counts as a vegan diet. It makes sense that a species with shit taste would taste shit.