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I shouldn't eat ANY French fries for my health. Fortunately, my health isn't a consideration when I'm having fries. Sounds like they found a good way to use grant money for lunches, though!
Ok, you've convinced me that I need a shitload of fries. Off to the airfryer I go!
I read it as hairdryer at first
Not the FASTEST way, but if you have a really powerful hairdryer I guess you might be able to reheat a few fries? 🤷😂
As long as you can do six.
honestly it's so overblown, you can eat fries it's fucking fine.
what's important is that you also eat some damn vegetables, don't eat tons of sugar, and go for a at least a 5 minute stroll every other day.
if you really like fries, get an air fryer. they make perfectly fine freezer fries with fewer calories and no mess from oil.