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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[โ€“] doingless@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm blessed by being a white man with fat supple lips and also I can jump. But you almost never see my teeth.

[โ€“] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Somehow you're getting downvoted for this hilarity, but next time say black if you want upvotes. Everyone hates white people.