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[–] Froglich@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I mean, I don't believe in this shit but "a sense of loss" could be anything. It could mean Trump's loss in the election, or the loss of democracy in the US as we know it (i.e. trump wins). I'm a way it's a very fitting card either way.

I don't know if she proceeded to "analyze" the card any further.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

It's Tarot, the trick is that you can spin it anyway you want: "Oh this card means a sense of loss, he will probably lose the election" or "Oh this card symbolizes the sense of loss a lot of his opponents will feel when he wins" or "This means that for him to emerge victorious he will have to leave many things that he holds dear behind"

She's a bad psychic but more importantly a bad con woman.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It could mean he takes a really big shit. Personally, I love that feeling of vacancy after a very large bowel movement. It's a very comfortable sense of loss.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It could also be 100% fake to rile up right wingers into voting....

[–] echodot 1 points 10 months ago

Could be fake? Could be?