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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fucking them would send mixed messages

Breakup sex is definitely a thing.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml -3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Never underestimate the closure of one last angry fuck. What sends the mixed messages is the fact that it's probably some of the best sex you'll ever have which leaves you wanting to go back to that hot, wet, dank, filthy, delicious well. Damn, it suddenly got really warm here. /S