If you’re desperate enough to ask for home remedies on the internet, then you’re desperate enough to see an actual doctor. This issue might be more complicated than it seems.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've cheated death far too many times to go out by something like Eye-Twitch Disease.

I'll die in an exciting and glorious way like an exploding fireball off a cliff.

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eye twitches are a little-known symptom of Explodingfireballoffacliffitis.

[–] Abird1620@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've also heard that the symptom is prevalent in those who suffer from Glutiusmaximusinyourbutticusitis

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

That’s the worst

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

You never know. ETD is a common cause of death for desert dwellers with glowing eyes.

You don’t make a living by collecting scrap metal by any chance do you?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

This. There’s a new disease going around. You feel perfectly fine except for your eye twitching, and then bam! you die.