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She matched with you because she wants to fuck. Ask her out bruh.
Yeah, software engineers are not cool, so she must really want the D.
You don't have to be cool. The whole "nerds can't get women" thing doesn't apply after your 20s.
No, you don’t have to be, but if someone tells you are, then you are in.
Fiiine, here you go https://dlang.org/
Ummm... excuse me. I think you mean "software engineering isn't cool." Which is also completely false. It is cool. It just makes for a shitty topic of conversation when the other person has no idea what you're talking about.
But what do I know? I'm a scotch swilling, cigar smoking, reasonably competent DIYer, Dad who would rather go outside or do anything that doesn't involve a computer in my spare time.
Oh, And my wife says she thinks I'm cool so I have that going for me.
Oh this is a dating app?