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[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 91 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Apparently the smell is body odor and makeup....which makes sense

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Bob Woodward said he could clearly smell Trump's full diaper.

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Well, let's just say them fighting hard to say he doesn't confirm all of our suspicions.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Perhaps he needs a face diaper to contain all that shit coming out of his mouth.