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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 11 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 192 points 11 months ago (5 children)

What does he smell like?

Depends.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/767fbb57-8cf1-4640-b7b6-b35669194f5b.jpeg

I'm guessing that's the joke?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

Your powers of deduction are unparalleled.

[+] themeatbridge@lemmy.world -14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Indeed, although it seems like a cheap shot to mock his medical problems. Father Time is a sonofbitch, and he's coming for all of us.

Edit: Lol at the downvotes, it was me taking the cheap shot in the first place. I'm allowed to say I'm taking a cheap shot.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's the king of cheap shots and categorically refuses to admit he's ever done anything wrong or failed at anything. Plus he's a fascist.

He's fair game for even the cheapest of shots.

[–] FrederikNJS@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This seemed like the perfect opportunity to ask ChatGPT to write a Trump speech about being the best at making cheap shots. So here you go, straight copy paste from ChatGPT:

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can make cheap shots like I can. It's tremendous, folks. People come up to me all the time and say, "Donald, how do you do it?" Well, it's a talent, it really is. I've got the best cheap shots, believe me. Other people try, but they can't even come close. I've been doing this for a long time, and nobody does it better than me. So, when it comes to making cheap shots, I'm the absolute best. Thank you, thank you very much.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago

Always eerie how the llm outputs are literally indistinguishable from his usual rambling!

[–] furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago

like a five penny fascist

[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

loser. That is why none of them can smell it. They are all massive stinking losers. They're just nose blind to it.

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fire and brimstone

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

More likely straight sulphur. There's a stench of rotten eggs for like half a mile around his bodily girth. The fence around the White House was to protect us, not him.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Bengay, White Castle, and spray tan