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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by kalanggam@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 

Repost from @technomancy@icosahedron.website

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Stop doing Discord

  • capitalists were not supposed to own your community
  • Years of hanging out yet no real-world use found for sending your private data to be sold to advertisers
  • Wanted to leak private data anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that; it was called "turning off ublock origin"
  • "Yes please search our chat archive for answers to your question. it will certainly remain up forever and not get deleted when the shareholders realize it's not profitable" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Look at what discord admins have been demanding your respect for all this time:

  • task manager screenshot, discord using 97% of CPU
  • discord making too many automated requests and getting throttled
  • crash screenshot

"3rd-party client? lifetime ban"

They have played us for absolute fools

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[–] bermuda@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

anybody else old enough to remember hopping from chat program to chat program? When I first started gaming it was teamspeak in the majority with other programs like ventrillo in the minority. Then when teamspeak got shit everybody moved to Skype. Then when Skype got shit we moved to Discord. I will say it's shocking Discord has lasted this long honestly, but I'm not surprised if another one turns up whenever Discord gets inevitably too shit for the majority of people to handle.

[–] blaamejse@feddit.dk 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, I remember ICQ.

[–] NotMerritStone@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Those all-in-one chat programs like Trillian, Adium, and Pidgin were what I ended up using.

[–] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roger wilco? 🤣 I remember seeing an advertisement for Roger wilco in a program installer and was so jazzed about the idea of talking with my friends over voice while playing games lol