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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"I have literally not had alcoholic beverages even once in my life, how would it be possible to become an alcoholic given that?"

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You must be a hardcore alcoholic if you had to abstain for that long.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I suppose there's no way for me to actually know if I'd be particularly susceptible to addiction from it or not, never having tried it

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, same here. I was just making a joking advocatus diaboli argument.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I need some alcohol at least once per month.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

Well clearly given your decision, your mother drank with you in the womb and you had fetal alcohol syndrome. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.

Checkmate, atheists.