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Top comment decides next move, legal or not | day 71: A drag queen replace the white queen
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Sorry about the wait, I was doing... stuff
The Black King decides to watch Ru Paul, amd then decides to dress, rather immaculately for a novice, in drag for the remainder of the game.
This causes the White Knight on B1 to jump down one and right 3 in an attempt to Milady the newly fabulous Black Queen, but his advances are useless as all of his proposals of merit, offers of faithfulness and boasts of great honor are shot down by the advanced air defense systems of the missile frigate to the Black Queen's rear, whose sailors have given up on the Great Game of Black vs White, for they have been enticed by the Fabulous Black Queen's ample and enticing bubble butt, adorned in an absolutely stunning combination of crimson velvet and ochre latex, accented by tantalizing, chromatically reflecting mauve lace stockings.
EDIT: jesus fucking christ what did i just write