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Lost in space no more: missing tomato found in space station after eight months (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 9 months ago by abobla@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

did not specify where on the 356ft space station the 1in-wide red dwarf tomato was located, or in what condition.

boo

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's in someone's butthole

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

H.Y.C.Y.BH?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

When I see the mission commander looking perplexed...
I don't say it yet.

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago

And when I hear him say "I wonder where that tomato is," I still don't say it. (I still don't say it.)

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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