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Garlic is now an existential emergency and threatens US national security. (lemmygrad.ml)
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[โ€“] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Food safety (...) is an existential emergency that poses (a) grave threat to our (...) economic prosperity

Fixed to reflect the priorites of our corn syrup-based government

[โ€“] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 9 months ago

The economic prosperity part was the big give-away