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You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by mayflower@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 14 points 11 months ago

Now there are three of us

[–] med@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.

[–] wilberfan@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)