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Wait until you hear about rice and pasta.
Pasta? You mean flour with a bunch of stuff added to it?
huh? d-does your rice and pasta not taste good just boiled with some salt?
get better pasta and rice dude
I don't even need to put salt on my rice. It's great on its own just boiled.
Thai Jasmin rice. Once I found a good hookup oh baby did my view on rice change.
Idk what they're doing to rice over there but everything about it is perfect. Aroma, flavour, texture. It's delicious fluffy white rice every time.
Thank you. That's exactly what I was thinking. This is not so much a "meme" as a "laughing at things stupid people say".
I beg to differ. Just a bit of honey and milk make 'em fucking delicious, and if milk and honey are complex seasoning, something is very wrong with your ability to cook.
Get a load of this guy from the land of milk and honey. Must be nice to live in the promised land with your fancy oatmeal. /s
What are we calling basic seasonings? Brown sugar is pretty basic imo and oatmeal with brown sugar is basically crack.
Chinese person here, the spices that work well on rice also work on congee, which is already similar to oatmeal, and IMO they work just fine on actual oatmeal too.
Hell we even have a "lazy congee" where you literally just add leftover rice to hot water to make a sort of rice oatmeal. Super convenient in the morning when you're in a rush!
Once you add 17 things to it?