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[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neither. I'm just saying it's inevitable. I totally wouldn't do it but I'm sure someone would so if they did make them Henry Hoover should have a sensual and inviting facial expression so ~~I~~ someone else that isn't me doesn't feel like they've raped the hand dryer.

[–] Emperor 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'd presumably be mounted high enough on the wall that you'd need a stepladder to reach it with your todger and that might be a bit obvious. However, the establishment might want to institute an "all basketball players must be accompanied to the gents" policy.

[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That will only make them want it more.

[–] Emperor 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And by "them" you mean...? 🤔

[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor 2 points 1 year ago

No, no, definitely not. 🤔