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submitted 10 months ago by Mrkawfee to c/europe@feddit.de
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Apologies for the meme. Just felt like so god damn European today.

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[โ€“] rosymind@leminal.space 56 points 10 months ago (6 children)

As an Americam, I approve of this satire!

Wait a minute.

It... it is satire, right?

As an American, I am also now confused.

What if... what if this isn't satire and someone REALLY thinks that being European is better than being American? No... surely it can't be!

America is the greatest!

...RIGHT?!

Hello?...

(O_O)

[โ€“] TheOakTree@beehaw.org 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

America #1

(In military spending and gun deaths!)

[โ€“] rosymind@leminal.space 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And maternal mortality in the developed world!

[โ€“] Enkrod@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago

And incarcerated population

[โ€“] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah definitely satire, mate. Just stay there in cowboy land. Ignorance is bliss.

[โ€“] rosymind@leminal.space 7 points 10 months ago

Phew, for a minute there I was worried you were going to take aim* at my bud lite, guns, and flag

*pun intended

[โ€“] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Murica? Pass me a hot dog and the lack of healthcare.

[โ€“] gajustempus@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hey! The Hot Dog was invented in Germany and brought to the US by a German immigrant. Don't give them our sausages!

[โ€“] Domkat@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

I am a german currently in the US for work. They can have all the hotdogs for themselves. We don't want that stuff, this has nothing in common with proper sausages. Not even the shape.

[โ€“] rosymind@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago

I'll give you a hospital bill to use as a napkin with that that hot dog!

[โ€“] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

Also, school shootings

[โ€“] pol@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago

Thanks but no thanks!