this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
29 points (100.0% liked)

The Monkey's Paw

600 readers
1 users here now

Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Granted, an expedition on one of Jupiter's moons brings back an undetectable deadly alien pathogen that wipes out nearly every single human being, except a few thousands that return the stone age living in isolated areas.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

I hope we could skip the next stone age by turning coins into arrowheads. And using bottlecaps as coins.