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Brain: Open your eyes.
Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied.
Brain: Sudo open your eyes.
Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Sleep paralysis sucks a lot. It's terrifying. It would happen to me as a teen; I would be stuck in the morning. It has stopped but it's really unpleasant.
It happened to me once. Maybe not sleep paralysis persay but I woke up before my body did (only for like a minute maybe). It was the most indescribably strange and alien feeling I've ever had.