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Microblog Memes

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was about 25 when I came to the realization that the goal for the average person seemed to be to take up as much space on this planet as possible. Get fatter, buy a big SUV, buy a huge house, have lots of kids, whatever you can do to expand your footprint.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I want to eat the Sun; does this count?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You'd be dense and bright simultaneously. The sun is a figurative oxymoron.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

But I thought the sun was a deadly laser. Is it also a figurative oxymoron??