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I'm gonna fuck your mom and your dad while you watch, then I'll burn your whole house down with a single lemon and a pair of binoculars 😎
And call it a burnt grilled cheese sandwich? You stupid fuck. Good luck with that, it’s overcast dipshit.
Oh look it's raining piss. You better not get your leg wet or your dog might start humping. I am currently in a cave, and all these rocks look like you. My hat is on fire now.
Don’t get me wrong, the rocks were very flattering, but you know that’s way too much, too fast, right? I think my dog and I are gonna take our chances in the piss storm and get out of here. Good luck with the hat, though, just be careful. Okay take care.
Ok hon 🥰 stay baked and don't forget to use a condom 👍