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[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

walked into a beer bar

This guy walked into a steel bar one time and has felt the need to clarify ever since

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In their defense, they provided some specific details that help to paint a very clear picture of the scene. You get very different rumors at "a beer bar in the pnw" vs. "wine bar in California" vs. "martini bar in Toronto" vs. "dive bar in Chicago" (that one also has the entrance to the Thieves Guild)

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That latter kind in Minneapolis is especially niche as the foyer is a two-part locked and obfuscated affair that only allows a single entrant at a time. While the rest of the group waits in the initial enclosure, each individual in turn is allowed to progress into the second section, and there is given a mystery task to complete before being allowed into the bar/guild's interior.

edit: maybe unrelated, but how the fuck did I earn a downvote in less than 60 seconds since I posted this? reddit's leaking assclowns again.

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To your edit: presumably bots

I'd like to hope so, though I've seen more Reddit whinginess in downvotes-sans-supporting-argument in the last few days than ever before, so... 🤷🏼‍♂️ ¿Por que no los dos?

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget a Pub which is a different vibe yet again

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!"