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[โ€“] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That has to be a record in inappropriateness.

It's like saying that concentration camps are great for losing weight and reducing urban over population in the ghetto.

the smell of ash and charred flesh in the air is terrible. on the other hand you can use it to form a healthy disgust of food. loose weight and look great on the beach. the sea water will wash your sins away. the sand will exfoliate your guilt.