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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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Is porn intake measured in sieverts or mW/cm² or what?
What level is considered safe?
Asking for a friend.
Npps aka Naked People Per Second
Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don't get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.
Ahem, they are called "female presenting nipples"
Pretty sure it's millipervs.
With this guy, it's more like megapervs.
The equivalent of 3 McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed in their playground ball pit per week
I think the SI unit is faps but the Americans still use yanks.
millisiemens
I come to think about ajph (arousal jumps per hour) 🤔