this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Behold, the Euroslave, uncomprehending of what real freedom looks like.

I bet they would object to all the unnecessary preservatives that enhance the flavor, too.

/S

I had to add the /s because there are clearly people that don't understand humorous statements around here. Six of them at the moment.

[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Real freedom is dying of a heart attack at 30

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

You haven't really lived though until you've survived at least one heart attack and live with debt collectors at your back for all the medical debt you've incurred. THIS is the real American dream. Also diabetes.

[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

... while rolling coal

Live fast die hard 🦅