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[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m not even American but fuck getting up all night to answer the door.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dress like a Nazgul and go answer the door. Guaranteed entertainment all night

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Oh wow a dementor, I love Harry Potter!"

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Chucks the bowl of candy at their face

"Get off my property you blasphemer!" Screeech

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Dementors always felt like empty predatorial spectres, with no real will. The Nazgûl were vicious, cruel, had autonomous minds. For me, that makes the Ring Wraights much more frightning.