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I'm not playing victim. You were needlessly rude. And for your information, I wasn't ignorant, I didn't spend "two minutes" trying to figure it out. I reached out to Mojang support who told me they don't have a support department and couldn't help. The few suggestions on I found on forums at the time didn't work. So frankly, you're sounding exactly like one of the usual pretentious asshats on the Linux forums who refuses to face the fact that an OS shouldn't be so overly complicated that it requires any more than a couple of clixks to run the best selling game of all time. No amount of defensive fanboying from you is going to change that.