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[–] gullible@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Say, Bert, why do we need so many iPads, Bert?”

“You deserve them. How can Melissa look you in the eye after what she did? ‘I’m gonna work you like a puppet.’ That absolute bitch didn’t even bother to take off her rings.” He pauses and turns his head to look at the wall. “I’m so sorry I couldn’t protect you, Ernie. We’re taking what you’re owed, and she’ll delete the footage if she’s smart.”

[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

This is amazing 🤣