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Why yes, we do Agile (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by simple@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Phoenix@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real mystery is when they want five years of experience for the tech that's been out for three.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There should really be more engineers moving to into HR. Like, there's got to be shitty coders out there that would make great HR managers because they know (or can learn) what Diesel is and why 10 years of experience is unrealistic.

[–] balder1993@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

That isn’t necessary if HR consult engineers first.

[–] jvisick@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know how some jobs are one year of experience for three years in a row? Just do the opposite of that.

[–] Phoenix@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, the hyperbolic timechamber of job experience.