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Her: "Being caring is a red flag"
You:
Wtf. Did they elaborate?
Ah yes, definitely a red flag to care for and win the loyalty of a vulnerable animal. What kind of psychopath does that? /s
That's the most random ass shit. If everything's a red flag, why even date?
If a girl I dated had cats I'd be fucking happy. More pussy for me.
The cat’s approval is 10x better than approval from her parents.
Ah yes the red flag of... Taking the responsibility of caring for a creature with no expectations other than love.
I can't even be mad. I would just be like "yeah if I have to decide, I choose cats."
I mean that statement is a red flag.
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
You dodged a bullet, my friend.