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New prompt: Write me a song in the style of Bohemian Rhapsody about a dog humping a pillow

(Verse 1) Is this the real life? Or just puppy fantasy? Caught in a whirlwind of canine hilarity, Open your eyes, and behold the strange sight, A dog on a mission, love in the dead of night.

(Verse 2) Pillow fluff scattered, his intentions unknown, He found his target, his passion had grown, A pillow, innocent victim, trapped in his embrace, His tail wagging wildly, a spectacle to embrace.

(Chorus) Pillow humping, pillow humping, can't you see, This pup's got a wild side, setting his urges free, Oh, pillow humping, pillow humping, life's a riot, A dog's quirky pleasures, we can't deny it.

(Verse 3) He lunges with fervor, a comical display, The pillow trembles, under his relentless sway, From innocence to hilarity, it's quite a trip, A canine's exuberance, a tale of pillow grip.

(Bridge) So you think it's strange, a dog's unique desire, But let him have his fun, let his passion inspire, For in the world of dogs, each moment's a treasure, And a humping pillow adds to their playful pleasure.

(Guitar Solo)

(Verse 4) Now the show is over, the pillow's had its day, The dog finds contentment, his energy at bay, With a wag of his tail, he bids the pillow adieu, A silly canine escapade, we all can pursue.

(Chorus) Pillow humping, pillow humping, can't you see, This pup's got a wild side, setting his urges free, Oh, pillow humping, pillow humping, life's a riot, A dog's quirky pleasures, we can't deny it.

(Outro) So embrace the absurdity, the canine's delight, For in their simple pleasures, there's no wrong or right, Let the dog hump the pillow, let the laughter ensue, In this whimsical world, where our pets shine through.