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RED HOUSE (catata.fish)

submitted 1 year ago by Catatafish@catata.fish to c/riddles@catata.fish

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THERE IS A STORY HOUSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS RED. THE ROOF IS RED, THE GROUND IS RED, THE WALLS ARE RED, THE COUCH IS RED, THE KITCHEN IS RED, THE SINK IS RED, THE FRIDGE IS RED, THE CABINETS ARE RED, THE BEDROOMS ARE RED, THE CLOSETS ARE RED, THE CLOTHES INSIDE THEM ARE RED, BELIEVE IT OR NOT EVEN THE DOG IS RED, THE CARPET IS RED, THE FLOORS ARE RED, THE LAMPS ARE RED, THE TELEVISION IS RED, EVEN WHAT'S ON THE TELEVISION IS RED, THE RESTROOM IS RED, THE TOILET IS RED, THE TUB IS RED, AND THE MIRROR IS RED. WHAT COLOR ARE THE STAIRS?

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THERE ARE NO STAIRS BECAUSE IT'S A ONE STORY HOUSE!

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[–] GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a red world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just red
Like him inside and outside

Red his house
With a red little window
And a red corvette
And everything is red for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm red
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[–] SameOldJorts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

NOOOOOWWWWWW this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down, I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Aire