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[–] Brutticus@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

The character I played the longest was a Changling Bard named Liam, and I basically built my whole character around this. We also got to start the game with a magic item, so I picked glamoured studded leather armor. Combined with maxed out bluff score, his main thing was talking his way in and out of places, including but not limited to banks in hell, vampire mob weddings, military research facilities, and the most secure prison in the world (basically also a concentration camp for partisan leaders).

He got paid for the same job 4 times, and he cast dispersion on alliances between factions by pretending to attack one while wear another faction leaders face, and he assassinated four prominent gang leaders who were in league with the police (and stole all their drugs and cash in the safe house), while I was wearing one of their members' face (who I also killed).