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Iโm happy
But you can poop only once every 3 days.
That's my normal, so what's the problem?
But only until you sober up.
Ok that was dark.
You die immediately after this
... despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
An annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.