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What do you think guys (history-computer.com)

submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real programmers refuse to refer to MSSQL as anything except TransactSQL or TSQL because 1) MSSQL is a fucking mouthful whether you prefer Sequel or ess-cue-el and 2) because those assholes named their RDBMS SQLServer thud leading to the constant confused "How is the SQL server doing?" 'SQL Server? We're not a Micro$oft shop..."

The real complex one is whether you're a postgre-ess-cue-el, postgres-cue-el, postgres-ess-cue-el, postgre-sequel, postgres-equal or postgres-sequel aficionado... and if you enjoy postgres-equal please fucking leave now.

[–] techognito@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@inspxtr@lemmy.world gave me the skull idea so PostegreSQL is now post-gre-skull

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You sure you don't want to postgres-kull?