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[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey that's not stealing, that's taking

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 year ago

It's called my yearly bonus and or raise.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"During my induction they told me 'this is your computer', so naturally I took it home"