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[โ€“] darcy@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 year ago (26 children)

haskell: "you submitted your math work instead of an essay"

javascript: "this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like"

lisp: "it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much"

lua: "your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child"

rust: "omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+"

css: "this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything"

[โ€“] dodslaser@feddit.nu 29 points 1 year ago

rust: "You just translated someone else's essay"

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