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Of course, not Tomi Lahren though...

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nearly? There’d be a me shaped hole in a wall. Get some real standards bro.

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Him: [I might've found my other half!]

Her: "I find Joe Rogan funny"

Him [...it could still be a one night stand]

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

30-odd years ago someone told me on a BBS: "if you're horny, and can't help it, get a brick and deal with it". I got standards... /s